Back from Germany

Mom is being a bitch

Life is depressing.

Fuck.

I leave for Germany on Wednesday...GAH I cant wait

Ok, some people cant even argue to save their fucking lives. My mom is a complete retard. She sits there and constantly talk about how I am so disrespectful and how I don't appreciate her and how I talk to her like she is a fucking moron. Well guess what mom, why don't you prove something to me? Put me in my place, make me wrong about something. She can never justify herself with a ligitiment reason for anything its always either "Because you are the child and I am the parent!" Or "I don't have to even respond to that!" Well guess what mom, you want my respect? Then fucking earn it.

Everything I say, either jokingly or not always pisses her off in some way. No matter what it fucking is, she will go off on my for it. I called her today, after my phone died for no reson, and said and I quote "What can t I have nice things?" Meaning nothing about her ability to buy me things, but simply that alot of my shit breaks. We get into an argument and then I waited untill she came home. She starts yelling at me because I started our talk with that, which made me start to think "Oh, maybe she took that the wrong way..." I then appologized to her and told her that I didnt mean for it like that, and that I only ment it like alot of my stuff breaks. She replies "I know Tryston, but I AM THE PARENT AND YOU ARE THE CHILD." Ok, seriously, da fuck? Does that even make sense? She then starts going off about how she is soooooo self sacrificing and how I am a complete asshole ect ect, she starts going into how I never take responsibility for my actions, WELL JEE MOM MAYBE ITS BECAUSE I DONT FUCK UP AND HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY?!? I then ask her, "Hey mom what was the last thing you took responsibility on, and truly ment it, not sarchasim. Her reply? "I DONT EVEN HAVE TO RESPOND TO THAT!" Thanks for proving my point mom.

So then, she goes into how she bought me and car and how I dont respect her, even though she did all this stuff for me, and I tell her. " Mom, you have know me for seventeen years, in those years, when have I ever Kissed anyones ass?" I dont work like that, Grateful is one thing. I love that she AND MY DAD bought me a car, but I will not change for her, or for anyone at that. I do not kiss ass, its not who I am. So I am there thinking, wait a seconed...All this stuff she is saying she has done for me has been a joint effort with my Dad...And he doesnt have a problem with my respect for him...da fuck? So pretty much, long story short...My mother is pissed off at me because I refuse to kiss her ass.

Great parenting mem.

Da fuck.

Im pretty stoked, latly when Ive been wearing my hair spiked kinda haphazardly, alot of people have really liked it, and said that it makes me look cute, woot! And, a girl whom i have a slight crush on said that I have a very cute name. I is feeling good.

Ok, so last week we had the Oregon Classics. So Troy Thurman got kicked off the team on the seconded day for stealing from a team mate. So coach was pretty pissed as is, so he had to leave to take Troy to his mother who was in Redmond. While coach was gone, no one wanted to haze the freshies because they didnt want coach to come back and go ape shit. However, Marcus Heartwig had peeled a grapefruit all the way and got up to get some suger. BTW we were all sitting in a large living room watching the movie Shooter. So someone said, "Hey someone should go lick Marcus's grapefruit." Naturally, I stood up and walked over to it, everyone was looking at me, I smiled and shoved the grapefruit down my pants, and rubbed it all over. MUAHAHAHAHA So then everyone started to snicker and stuff as I put it back and sat back down. Marucs comes in and starts eating the grape fruit, about half way through, Matt Trask asks "Hey Marucs, what is it like to suck dick?" Marcus's is like "What are you talking about?" No one replies, Marcus finishes up eating the grapefruit, and is then told where it had been. The look on his face...made it all worth it. It was a black unbelieving stare from him. And good it was great.


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